What was the “lover’s question” that Clyde McPhatter asked in the 1958 song (written by Brook Benton and Jimmy Williams)? There are several questions asked in the song, actually, but they’re all concerned with the basic insecurity and paranoia we all have felt while in the throes of young (and, yes, old) love: “Should I worry when we’re apart?” “When we’re kissing, does she feel just what I feel?”
I readily admit to countless agonizing nights spent worrying over lovers’ questions that have been asked down through the ages. It was so nice to settle into a long-term relationship and finally get beyond the doubt and suspicion, but the questions still come up occasionally.
For our list of lovers’ questions, we’ll use reporters’ questions—who, what, when, where, how, and why—as our guide.
“Who Do You Love?” Ellas Otha “Bo Diddley” McDaniel Bates got to the crux of the issue with this blues-rock classic. With its voodoo lyrics and repetitive one-chord music, Bo is casting a spell, hoping for the answer “Bo Diddley!” (Actually, it’s probably a question he was on the receiving end of quite often, since he was married four times.)
Bo was famous for his rectangular guitar and the much-imitated “bomp-bomp-bomp, bomp-bomp” beat he often got out of it. But Blues Who’s Who notes that early on he studied violin and played trombone in the Baptist Congress Band. Later in life, Mr. Diddley did a stint outside music as a deputy sheriff in New Mexico.
As influential as Bo Diddley was on rock acts that came along after him, his highest mark on the Billboard pop charts was #20, with “Say Man” in 1962. He did get into the R&B top ten four times.
“Who Do You Love?” was notably covered by Ronnie Hawkins and his band, who became The Band, and by Quicksilver Messenger Service and George Thorogood.
“What Is This Thing Called Love?” Sidney Bechet’s clarinet escapade through Cole Porter’s minor-key song “What Is This Thing Called Love?” is among the more sublime instrumental performances it’s ever been my pleasure to hear.
Ted Gioia, in The Jazz Standards, comments on how influential Cole Porter’s melody was on modern jazzers who came along after Bechet. Tadd Dameron based his song “Hot House” on the chords to “What Is This Thing Called Love?” Other take-offs, Gioia notes, include: Lee Konitz’s “Subconscious-Lee,” Fats Navarro’s “Barry’s Bop,” Bill Evans’ “These Things Called Changes,” and John Coltrane’s “Fifth House.”
The song’s questions have been asked by notable vocalists, including Billie Holiday, Nat “King” Cole, Lena Horne, and Bobby McFerrin, but Bechet’s clarinet seems to be more filled with anguished questioning than any of those voices. “Who can solve life’s mystery? And why does it make such a fool of me?”
“When Will I Be Loved?” The Everly Brothers’ hit may be a pity party lyrically, but its music isn’t at all mournful. It’s catchy and bouncy and got the Brothers to #8 in 1960, and Linda Ronstadt all the way to #2 in 1977.
“Where Did Our Love Go?” The Everlys wondered when romance would come their way, while The Supremes, four years later, wondered when it would return. This Holland/Dozier/Holland Motown classic was one of The Supremes’ incredible twelve #1 Billboard hits. (They had three number ones in 1964 alone.)
Nothing deep, just pop perfection. Dave Marsh, in The Heart of Rock and Soul, writes, “Pray you don’t hear it early in the day, because that insistent melody’s guaranteed to linger in your mind until you sleep.”
“How Long Has This Been Going On?” George and Ira Gershwin wrote this ballad for the 1927 musical Funny Face, from which it was dropped two weeks in. Fortunately, it was inserted into the 1928 show Rosalie and became a hit. A favorite version is sung by Sarah Vaughan.
Funny Face was a showcase for Fred Astaire and his sister Adele, and even without “How Long Has This Been Going On?” had classics in “My One and Only” and “’S Wonderful.” Rosalie, though it had the music power of George Gershwin and Sigmund Romberg and lyric power of Ira Gershwin and author P.G. Wodehouse, dropped all of their music for the 1936 movie version, going instead to Cole Porter.
The song’s musical question has been asked not only by Sarah, but by Ella, Carmen, and Ray, as well as many other topnotch vocalists.
“Why Don’t You Love Me Like You Used to Do?” One of my favorite songs to sing is Hank Williams’ “Why Don’t You Love Me Like You Used to Do?” It has a neat little yodel in it, on the colorful line “We don’t get nearer, fur’er, closer than a country mile.” The lyrics all the way through are a hoot, with lovers’ questions one doesn’t hear put quite the same anywhere else: “How come you treat me like a wore-out shoe?” “Why don’t you spark me like you used to do, and say the sweet nothin’s that you used to coo?”
Honorable Mentions: “Who’s Sorry Now?,” as sung by Connie Francis; “What Kind of Fool Am I?,” from the musical Stop the World—I Want to Get Off; The Three Degrees’ “When Will I See You Again?”; “Where Do I Go?,” from Hair; The Young Rascals’ “How Can I Be Sure?”; and, finally, another lover’s question that gets right to the point: “Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?”
Best Song Title: Frank Zappa, who has more wacky song titles than your average rocker, wins this one again. His album We’re Only in it for the Money includes “What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body?” (The answer: “your mind.”)
Zappa was also responsible for asking the musical question “Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?”